Two Great new Movies

[Randall K. Majorhead]

We got to see two great movies, Produced by Untied MajorHead Artsists pre-resents...

RYANS BONG

A love story of a boy, his bong filled with jesus Juice, all while living with a tightwad transvestite mother.
Starring:
Rock Hudson.. as Mom
John Wayne.. as Michael J.
And Al Gore.. as "the Bong."
Liberace also appears in a Cameo role.. As "The Corpse".
(Rock Hudson and John Wayne didn't look none too good either - I wonder where they "dug" those two up?)

DANCES WITH WEEDS

A "Gripping" story of a man who "itches" for a way to cure a facial "tick" amongst the wild aborigines of Des Moine, Iowa.
Starring:
Dr. Kevorkian ..as Mr. Feelgood
Rush Limbaugh as.. Squatting Buffalo
Michael Jackson.. as the man with an "itch to scratch".
The Vienna Boys Choir .. as "The Weeds"

Wow what a pair of movies.
You'll laugh! (at the bad acting)
You'll cry! (when you realize you can't get your money back)
You'll be amazed! (That anyone would make this crap)

Must See Moo-Veez.
Only In Indyanner


Randall K.
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Yes - This post HAS been edited by a big Maroon. I should know. :)